Funny Happens

Whoa, I seem to be on a roll.  Fourth blog post in two nights.  So, if any of my ten readers have missed the last few, just keep scrolling to find the other posts.    

For now, please enjoy recent funny conversations/phrases, courtesy of my children.  :)   

Camel-flage  {Recent trip to Chad's deer stand}
J:  "I'll wear my "camel" (meaning "camo") shoes.  That way, I'll scare the camels away & they won't bother the deer."

Note to self:  Take J to zoo again very soon.  Show him the camel habitat.  LOL!  :) 

Night Shift 
J randomly walked into my room, one night, came toward me & kissed my arm.  I thought he was walking in his sleep, but no.  I whispered, "J, what are you doing?"  He bent his right arm up, at the elbow, then threw his forearm forward...pointing at me & saying, "I came to kiss YOU, because I just love ya!"  He even remembered everything the next morning.

The past two nights, L has walked/talked in his sleep.  Creepy city.  All of a sudden, I found him in the hallway...the living room...the kitchen.  This faraway look was in his eyes & he said things I couldn't always understand.  The first night, he mumbled something & eventually said, "I think I painted a bunny, today."  {He had taken a painting class earlier that day...only they painted eagles}.  The following night, he was up searching for a friend he had just seen earlier that evening.  Later, he was walking AGAIN.  "I think you're walking in your sleep, Honey," I said.  He calmly replied, "No."  Kind of like:  Nice try, Mom, but that's not it.

Foiled Again
J:  "Can I have a snack?"
Me:  "Sure.  An apple, grapes, cheese stick...something like that."
J:  "That's not exactly what I had planned."

Once Upon a Snack
Me:  "What did you have for snack, at school, today? 
J:  "Porridge."
Me:  "Did you just say, porridge?"
J:  "Yeah.  The Three Bears left it for us."

Lollipop, lollipop
J:  "I'm ready for my snack.  Can I have one of those dummies?"
Me:  "You mean dum-dums."



Potato, potahto.  Let's call the whole thing off!