Funnies

Whoa...a month of no posts & now I'm a posting fool.  :)  Well, I don't want to forget to record a few funny things the kids have said. 

Friday evening 5/20
J:  "Compare for landing!"
L:  "Mom, what's compare for landing?"
Me:  "He means prepare for landing.  It's prepare, J."
J:  "Repair for landing!"
Me:  "Prepare."
J:  "That's what I said...Repair!"

Before church one Sunday
L:  "Can I have jelly beans?"
Me:  "No, not right now.  It's morning."
L:  "Well, J is having jelly beans.  I'd really like some, too."
Me:  "Well, J didn't ask to have jelly beans.  J, what do you think you're doing?  Do you think you can just eat jelly beans whenever you want?"
J:  "Well, yeah...they are MY jelly beans."

Love
J:  "Mommy, I love you to all the numbers!"

Random thought from a 5yr old
"The only thing spiders can't crawl on is fire, lava, water...and soap, I think."